Scared_Vagina

Scared_Vagina

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9 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 2 replies · +76 points

Okay, fuck it. I'll get Slack.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +41 points

THERE IS TOO MUCH HAPPENING TODAY.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +15 points

I have spotted a few famous people since I moved to London, in like, normal walking-down-the-street contexts not in 'being mobbed by fans at a premiere' contexts, and it's so weird cos you're like "I recognise you but why?" and then you realise OH you're a FAMOUS! But then what if you're not and I'm staring.
Tbh, I strongly believe you get your Londoner card taken away the minute you act excited or acknowledge the presence of A Famous in your vicinity - we have to act uninterested and chill or else they will stop venturing out among us like this! So my reaction would've been the same whether I was certain it was him or not.
This is something I told my friend in no uncertain terms when she OH MY GOD-ed all over Damian Lewis that time we saw him in Covent Garden

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +40 points

I'll troll some white dudes on Tinder later to appease the misandry gods for this imbalance.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

Same. Saaaaaame. Last invoicing day of the month and a presentation to prep for tomorrow. AND some freelance work to do. Ugh.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +31 points

Quite possibly my last ever CleverManka gif reply *weep*

I dunno, if we believe the news, white people making non-white people feel uncomfortable is kind of in vogue in the UK right now and I like to buck the trend.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +52 points

Thereby further proving my long-standing opinion that men (generally speaking) possess absolutely no functioning foresight whatsoever.
Both him and Cameron have used this referendum to try and take power without considering the consequences of what would happen if things didn't go to plan. Now neither of them are in power and the country's on its arse. Thanks, men.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 9 replies · +51 points

You guys I *think* I just saw Aziz Ansari walking down the street outside my office? But I couldn't stare to make sure because I didn't want to make a random dude feel awkward, famous or not.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Liar, Gambler, Coward,... · 0 replies · +22 points

I just stayed half an hour late at work to finish reading this because I was transfixed. Thank you.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 1 reply · +5 points

Mushrooms sautéed in garlic