No rock?

-Most of the mlp memes are actually and truly bad, I do chuckle at some admittedly.

-People who go to forums/sites just to talk about ponies, I mean yeah, they're cool, but is that the only reason you made an account there? Just to post ponies? (Why ponify EVERYTHING?)

-/mlp/ on 4chan.

-I have nothing against clopping or cloppers, I do it too, but can someone please stop dishing out the pee/poop fetish? That's disgusting!

-People believing too much in the fanon, I mean NOBODY has said Celestia was an evil tyrant anywhere in the show. (People need to know and separate the lore from the fan lore).

-Bronies acting way too (and beyond) in character of the show, weeaboo status (no offense).

-There's more, I can't think of them right now.

This used to be a pure thing, now it's been dirtied by the internet and its ignorance.

I would go for Trixie, sure, she pushes you around, but the faces she makes when she's happy is just too much!

Ender's Game.

Did you miss me, Celestia? I missed you. It's quite lonely being encased in stone but you wouldn't know that, would you, because I don't turn ponies into stone!

Well, I wish that it was the usual way of tf2-ponyization. (Rainbow Dash-Scout, Pinkie Pie-Pyro, Spike-Soldier, Zecora-Demoman, Big Mac-Heavy, Applejack-Engineer, Fluttershy-Medic, Twilight Sparkle-Sniper, Rarity-Spy) But hey, It was very well made with good audio splices, lolfunny.

I think there should be more "OMG, WRITE A SHORT STORY NAOW!" events. It gives a chance to see if somepony's idea for a story is good enough to go through and continue, and it's manageable for you pre-readers, if you get the chance to read them.

Lots of good stories here, don't mind if I take 'em!

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lolol, just kidding, I'll write my own stories.

Oh, did not see the topic there, let me do this again.
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She saw herself, yes, the same pony of desire: wonderful Rarity.
"Whaa---!" She gasped as she looked in her mirror.
Rarity screamed, "Nononononononononono! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!"
Twilight awoke from Rarity's bed down the hall to the screams of terror.
Twilight burst in the bathroom, horn glowing purple, "What? What's going on!?"
"M-m-my haiiiiiirrrrr!!!" Twilight looked at Rarity's hair and saw it...moving, somewhat.
"It's not really that ba-" Twilight started.
*GASP!*
"YOUR HAIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!" Rarity kept screaming, Twilight was just getting annoyed.
"Ok, I don't care about my hair, lets just go back to be-OOOWWW!!!" Her mane was...biting her?
"What? OOWWW!! What is this?" Twilight couldn't get away, not unless she was willing to go bald!
"See? That looks horrible on you, AND it's doing horrible things to you." Hair is not to be disrespected.
For some reason, Rarity's mane was docile, and soothed.
"I always wash and maintain this beautiful thing, but it hasn't moved in a long while."
"Wait, your mane moves naturally? OOOWWW!!!! STOP-IT!!" Twilight questioned.
"But of course, my mane is wavy, what I'm wondering is why your mane is moving too." Rarity replied casually.
"I have no idea, other than um...is your moving mane...contagious?"
"Not that I know of, no."
"So you're telling me, you could have spread this to the other--" "AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" A pony screamed outside.
"--Oh no."
Twilight and Rarity ran outside to see Pinkie Pie running about everywhere, screaming.
"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. Twilight tried to stop her, "PINKIE, STOP!"
She stopped right where she was, "Why?"
"Oh, well, um...why were you screaming?" Twilight asked.
"Hahaha, don't you know? Today's Mighty Mane Day!"
Twilight just stared, "Bwah?"
Rarity too, was baffled, "What is this I don't even"