RosemarysFav

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Everything What's Wron... · 0 replies · +28 points

My dog repeatedly "killed" the same possum until one morning I discovered that she had actually succeeded.

Real-dead possums are more terrible than fake-dead possums, simply because you're the one who has to deal with the corpse.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +3 points

Seconded. I've had good luck with their swimwear.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Additional Love Languages · 0 replies · +24 points

Ugh, a dude kept calling me "sensual" and I told him to stop because it makes me think of these characters. He pouted for a bit said I completely ruined the word for him. I told him that wasn't a bad thing.

8 years ago @ The Toast - I Just Think Belgium W... · 1 reply · +5 points

Chicken in a Biskit crackers topped with Easy Cheese. (Links to show products because I've learned that unless you're from the deep south, you won't know these by name.)
http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Biskit-Original-Cra...
http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Easy-Cheese-Cheddar-P...

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 5 replies · +29 points

I sign a lot of contracts at my job, and they all have to be delivered by fax. Legally, they're more "acceptable" than email.

8 years ago @ The Toast - "Son Of A Bitch Went A... · 1 reply · +18 points

Here's an SNL skit with Liev Schreiber where he makes me laugh AND feel funny in my swimsuit parts*.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7thr3uvXCo

*Full disclosure - he always makes me feel funny in my swimsuit parts

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +18 points

I second following the Ring Theory on this one. When my mom was diagnosed with terminal cancer it was a MASSIVE help for me in dealing with people. Also, grief is weird and everyone does it differently. Yours doesn't have to match anyone else's, and if someone doesn't like the way you're grieving that's their problem.
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/apr/07/opinion/l...

8 years ago @ The Toast - Just A List Of Every C... · 0 replies · +3 points

My first concert was Cher! Don't remember the opening act.

Safe space- I've seen John Mayer more than once.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +18 points

I'm gonna go see Batman vs Superman simply because Henry Cavil is the prettiest man on the planet and I want to look at him.

I completely understand that a lot of people are VERY emotionally invested in the story. I was the same way with Harry Potter, so I know what it is like to see something you love and cherish eviscerated on screen. *side eye at Chamber of Secrets*

I'm not invested in the BvS back story, so I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of a superhero story that doesn't have a BILLION new characters that don't make sense unless you ARE invested in the comics. *side eye at the latest Avengers movie*

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +16 points

WAIT! SO HE IS OFFICIALLY WEDNESDAY!?!!?

Holy shit, y'all! HE IS PERFECT!

(My love of Ian McShane is a little extreme, but HOLY SHIT IF HE IS WEDNESDAY I'LL SUBSCRIBE TO CABLE JUST TO SEE HIM.)