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"Still nothing going on at the Venture compound, boss. Say, can we talk to you about something? This tennis motif, some of the guys're talking about how it doesn't make any sense."
"You DARE question THE MONARCH?!"
"Well, that's just it. What does tennis have to do with being a monarch?"
"Eh...nothing really. I just decided to name myself after this sweet ride, and there was a sale at the pro shop. Looks just like a Mercedes, right!"
[mutters]"Yeah, if you squint after smoking a bunch of peyote in a rainstorm."
"Uh, maybe we'd be taken more seriously if you dressed up as a king, or, I dunno, a butterf...no, that's actually worse than-"
"Butterfly, you say? Hmm..."