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8 years ago @ The Toast - "You left your culture... · 0 replies · +6 points

The cynic in me thinks it's probably because when a relationship doesn't involve a man, it's not real or important enough to have an emotional reaction to.

8 years ago @ The Toast - "You left your culture... · 0 replies · +5 points

Exactly what I was going to say. I am going to miss these incredibly thoughtful and civilised discussions about difficult topics.

8 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 0 replies · +12 points

Oh god, you've been in the trenches. You've SEEN things. I second your nomination, most heartily.

8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Politely Declin... · 0 replies · +30 points

That was his pick-up line? Has he ever met a woman? He salted his own game.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Horrifying Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +30 points

Tessie shifted nervously as the townspeople surrounded her. The circle tightened and she noticed the women reaching into their aprons. At an invisible signal, the townspeople released their barrage and Tessie could not avoid the hail of glitter, jellybeans and fluffy cashmere mittens. As Tessie deftly caught the treats in her handwoven basket she'd bought specially for the occasion, she was ever so glad she'd won The Lottery.

8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Respond When Yo... · 2 replies · +37 points

Well technically the only thing keeping your liver separated from the outside is a duct so it’s kinda on the outside too. Same goes for kidneys. I guess maybe your brain is on the inside? Hey, “Inside or Outside” could be a sexy, fun game to play with that person who’s flirting with you! 100% guaranteed to win their heart!*

*not a guarantee

8 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hit the thrift stores and go wild for like, 20 bucks. I shop almost exclusively at them now and I have so much good stuff. I got a legit pair of new Ralph Lauren wool trousers for $12. It was my Marge Simpson Chanel dress moment.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh my gosh, Life's Entropy Brow Theory Pomade is the tits. Like identical to Anastasia Dip Brow, but about 1/3 the price. It's super natural looking, easy to use and you use such a tiny amount the jar will last forever. http://lifesentropy.com/product-category/eyes/

8 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +6 points

You need to get a job writing copy for whatever the opposite of the J Peterman Catalog is.

8 years ago @ The Toast - The Convert Series: Am... · 1 reply · +7 points

I cried reading about your mother's passing. What an incredibly beautiful and thoughtful entry to this series. You've given me a lot to think about.

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