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The Haunted Mansion in Paris is really gory and sticks to the original story that Walt intended. Basically a groom is killed by a ghost and it's made to look like a suicide. So the bride kills herself in response and you "explore" the mansion as she tries to contact you to get rid of the evil spirit. In the states, it's just a spooky house.
Shitty attendance, but better rides. Go figure.
OK, Disney is a theme park. That works, but the parks in Japan and Europe get newer and in some cases (I'm looking at you Paris Haunted Mansion) better attractions that actually contain the things Walt wanted and are not watered down for 'Merica.
Paramount no longer has any parks. Cedar Fair bought them back in 2006, that includes Canadia's Wonderland. That's not the issue though. The issue is you called Paramount and Six Flags as "theme" parks. Those are "amusement" parks. Theme parks have a theme like Disney or Universal. Amusement parks are pretty much just about the rides with no real link between the park midways.
Anyway... An AT Theme Park would have to have some old shuttle rides. http://rcdb.com/8192.htm and of course the Rocket Ships. What kind of people would we be without Rocket Ships. Don't forget the flying turns. http://rcdb.com/1909.htm
Ahhhhh... That's good old timey vomiting.
We'd have to find a way to add a no d-bag clause because I fear it would attract their patronage, but this could be done.
I'd buy a ticket if I had the cash under one condition. Everyone was forced to dress and act the time period. That includes steerage.
No sweatpants, no mickey mouse t-shirts, no admittance to dinner without proper attire. Gentlemen will retire to the lounge for cigars and card games while the women do whatever it is they did then. Children will play with spinning tops, wooden wheels and sticks, NO VIDEOGAMES. We'll waive hanky's as we cast off, there will be a proper band etc... Ship goes down, women and children first.
That's the only way this could be any good.