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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Happy Mitt Romney Tax ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Would be a great political strategy for Mitt right now. Today. Buy up as many shut-down American factories as last year's income can pay for & start them back up making whatever it is that they used to make.

I'd vote for him if he did that.

Well, probably not.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Was Aspi... · 4 replies · +13 points

As a woman, I just don't get it. I'm not all that shallow & superficial, but... How did three different women (at the very least) want to have sex with Newt at one time or another? It doesn't make any sense at all to me.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Up To $33 Million Of R... · 1 reply · +8 points

My accountant tells me that I can save a lot of money on taxes if I move my family to a storage unit right here in the Chicago suburbs.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Up To $33 Million Of R... · 2 replies · +7 points

So, if all of the current GOP candidates are exposed for who they really are and are, therefore, rendered unelectable even to their base...

Who do you think they'll nominate? Or, can they just take a pass in November, let Obama run unopposed?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie Reminds... · 0 replies · +11 points

At the very least, he should be trying to get a job cleaning out the bathrooms at an elementary school

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Several Hundred Thousa... · 1 reply · +2 points

Mitt is sooo rich that each of his cats has a personal butler of it's own.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Several Hundred Thousa... · 0 replies · +8 points

If his annual earned income from speakers fees is 'not very much', I wonder how much his annual investment income is.

I feel like one of those street urchins, in movies, pressing my face up against the window of a restaurant, looking in at the people eating escargot.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Colbert Super PAC: Mit... · 3 replies · +17 points

But, he is such a nice man, this couldn't be true. Did you hear how he gave some money to a poor woman so that she could pay her electricity bill? http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/01/romn...

A man like that wouldn't hurt a fly

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Paultards Hate Huntsma... · 0 replies · +7 points

"China Jon’s Daughters: Even Adopted?”

I think that's a secret message encoded in anagram, but I can't quite figure it out...

Ron chained seven jade goats up? No, that's not it, I'd still have an 'h' and a 'd' leftover.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Lady Claims Whirlwind ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Does the long-time romance mistress get to stand beside him, too, during the 'forgive me' speech, to show that she, also, has forgiven him for fooling around on her with the ladies at work?

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