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For instance, on the website Halolz, it was assumed that following the abysmal 2013, family man and T-shirt czar Shawn Handyside, along with and indie developer Fred "Trunks" Wood, would take more action to keep the site updated, instead of letting it *stagnate.* The community itself who, curiously enough, had long tolerated this downtime had come to predict the impending implosion of their beloved site. They had made many attempts to alert the editors to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits... but that was mostly Paulrus, who has kinda lost it these days; most of them just kinda yelled at Trunks through Twitter. So they eventually decided they would leave Halolz for brighter pastures.
The last ever community message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated joke where Paulrus chucked Alpar into the air, who performed a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star Wolf theme song, but in fact the message was this:
"So long and thanks for all the lulz."
Or get it for a dollar at the pawn shop.
Also, come on.. Superman 64 and Atari E.T? Pffft. Child's play. There is a vast array of horrible games you can choose from, why go for the ones everybody knows?
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