PA_Jane

PA_Jane

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Signs You\'re About To... · 0 replies · +5 points

Your twin is great, but...

10 years ago @ The Toast - Things My Newborn Has ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Attempted to suckle at the breasts of other women, women who are not his mother, who have never been mothers, whose breasts have nothing to offer him, in the process searching for comfort and sustenance from many who appear to be a source of life but leave him wanting of nourishment.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Dear Businesslady: Fle... · 0 replies · +2 points

This stood out to me, too. Don't promise to get back in touch, because then they'll be waiting for it, and you'll both know it, and it will be weird. Promise nothing. All you need is a, "Thanks, but no."

10 years ago @ The Toast - Dear Businesslady: Fle... · 0 replies · +4 points

I have been in the professional working world for 10 years. Half of that time was for a non-profit. I have never had 15 vacation days.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Better Wedding Announc... · 1 reply · +20 points

You do refer to him as your husband, so presumably it worked out?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Two Monks Invent Relig... · 0 replies · +14 points

Better.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track From DC Ta... · 0 replies · +17 points

Re: Jesus nostalgia party, this album is approximately 50% of what I miss about my fizzled faith. The other 50% is Supertones Strike Back.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track From DC Ta... · 0 replies · +2 points

I never knew before today that there were music videos to any of these songs. It was before YouTube. Where did people see them?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Two Monks Invent Relig... · 0 replies · +13 points

It's like Hurley from lost. Nobody likes you once you're in charge of the bounty. It changes things.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Two Monks Invent Relig... · 2 replies · +19 points

Small cow. Too big.