OrpheustheMute

OrpheustheMute

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Crush Cakes: Spencer H... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well, there's a twist midway through season 4 that justifies Ezra's presence a little. It doesn't last, but definitely give Shadow Play a try.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Have Gone Ba... · 1 reply · +14 points

I always wondered (read: it just occurred to me and now I feel like I've wondered about it forever) what Molly did during the school year. Like, in the books we pretty much always saw her taking care of the house and the kids, but once we had all the Weasley kids in boarding school/moved out of the house and Arthur at work most of the time, what was she like? Did she socialize? DId she just spend all her time alone reading magazines? We may never know

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Best Part Of J... · 0 replies · +3 points

Pretty accurate, even

9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Compared... · 0 replies · +3 points

I have never seen any Captain America movie and I'm probably not going to, but I feel very sad that one of the things people keep mentioning about the new movie is how much the Steve/Sharon thing sucks and I wanted Sharon to be very important and amazing in said movies because Revenge was one of my favorite shows and I want Emily Van Camp to conquer the world

10 years ago @ The Toast - Your 2015 Advent Calendar · 0 replies · +9 points

And the union shall bring us all to ruin.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Every Argument About "... · 0 replies · +5 points

Mine is 5 > 6 > 2 > 3 > 7 > 4 > 1, with a lot of debatable moving parts. 6 had a lot of not that well executed parts, but has the most personal significance to me. 2 had the best arc in television history ever, but you can cut that down to like 6 episodes. I wish I liked 3 more, but well. Faith and the Mayor put it over 7, which had a lot of great ideas, but then the Spike arc was so infernally slow and most of the potentials were horribleness personified. I'll defend a lot of 4 because I actually like Riley, but the whole Initiative arc just never really went anywhere. 1 is good, solid, campy episodic television, but still the least great.

I don't know why I wrote all of that, but once you break out the season ratings, a demonic essence possesses me and I have to type out general thoughts on each season.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Believe With ... · 0 replies · +7 points

HOW AM I SO EMOTIONAL OVER THIS PIECE EVEN THOUGH I DO NOT PARTICULARLY CARE FOR EITHER BOB MARLEY OR ANNA WINTOUR

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Talk To Babies ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I did not expect the Devil Wears Prada reference.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Code Words For Lesbian... · 0 replies · +9 points

Dean being queer was always SO OBVIOUS and THEY NEVER ADMITTED IT and THEY NEVER WILL and somewhere around the sixth season it just sort of cured me of being overly invested in whether a character is 100% straight or not. I guess I can thank Supernatural for not caring about whether show-John Constantine's bisexuality will ever be acknowledged and just enjoy looking at Matt Ryan having chemistry with everyone.

11 years ago @ The Toast - A Few Thoughts On Fift... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm mostly just disappointed in him taking that role and not even trying with it when he managed to play a sociopathic serial killer as pure sex in The Fall.