OneLeftGlove

OneLeftGlove

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +11 points

I love you, Toast. I can say that now, because I know how to call love by its right name.

Thank you all--Nicole, Nikki, and especially Mallory--for inspiring me in ways I haven't been inspired in years. It's a special and important thing you've done here. Don't ever doubt it.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +13 points

Okay, this was the first thing to make ME laugh-cry. Now we're all doing it, damn it.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

JEALOUS.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +23 points

YES. My brother-in-law is a wildlife biologist who once had a brief moment of notoriety when he had to kill a moose that was loose in a residential area (and by "notoriety," I mean "death threats.") Tranquilizers are not only not immediately effective on large animals, they're likely to make the animal even more dangerous and less predictable for a short period of time, which is why they're inappropriate for use when the animal's in close proximity to humans.

So tragic for everyone involved. (And I do side-eye the security of the enclosure.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +18 points

I know it's perverse of me (and I do feel your pain), but my fervent hope is that Mallory will come in here and be gloriously scornful of our collective textile pedantry.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +12 points

"Ferris Beuller's Day Off" was my favorite for so many years, but I think that's because I saw it at just the right age. I was twelve, and as a Very Good Kid who grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere, skipping school and running around a big city and living in a big, fancy house with lots of cool gadgets just seemed like a wonderful fairy tale to me. I also had a bossy older sister, so Jeanie was definitely not my favorite. (My opinion has since changed about both Jeanie and my sister.)

Alas, that movie just does NOT hold up. I was so excited to re-watch the movie as an adult and show it to one of my friends who had never seen it, and it became really clear just how much of a privileged, entitled ass Ferris is. Boo. Boo, I say.

I have *always* loved Cameron!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Pretty Much All Songs ... · 1 reply · +22 points

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +7 points

Yeah, I'm only third generation and aside from a few pleasant holiday traditions and a hard-to-spell surname, I'm about as assimilated as you can get. It wouldn't even occur to me that it would be otherwise.

9 years ago @ The Toast - "Gentle On My Mind": T... · 0 replies · +13 points

Oh, Mallory. You have no idea how much I needed this right now.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

THAT CANNOT BE REAL. *whimpers*