OldWhiteLies

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +15 points

Texas Rep. Mike Conaway (R-Fossil Fuels Fuck You I've Got Mine)

FTFY

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Happy Capitalist Opp... · 0 replies · +3 points

Eey bun? wehr tat?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Happy Capitalist Opp... · 2 replies · +5 points

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Happy Capitalist Opp... · 0 replies · +14 points

Phew. We got our No Commenting back ...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - A Happy Capitalist Opp... · 7 replies · +20 points

How do I know if there are more words than I see if I don't see them?

Wait, is this a drinking game - every time I don't see a word, I'm supposed to drink?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Spills Blood, Tear... · 0 replies · +10 points

She went into the belly of the Whale Washington, and it spit vomited her out, going into convulsive dry heaves ...

FTFY

10 years ago @ Wonkette - WND Spills Blood, Tear... · 1 reply · +6 points

WND spills ... Jizz In Exit Interview With Michele Bachmann

This is a Rule 34 thing, right?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Cool Conservative Judg... · 0 replies · +5 points

"The ruling has no immediate impact, with the government saying there was no reason for Judge Arthur Schwab of the Western District of Pennsylvania to address the issue in the case ... Government lawyers told Schwab that Juarez-Escobar, who has pleaded guilty to re-entering the country, was not eligible because Obama’s order does not affect criminal proceedings." *

Doesn't this seem like an initiation challenge Schwab had to complete to be admitted as a member of some Tea Party/KKK-lite club?

*From the Reuters story as posted on Raw Story.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Satanic Temple Getting... · 0 replies · +12 points

And to think, I just put an ancient Kirby, with lights and a fedora on it, out front each year.

What? You don't accessorize a vacuum for the holidays every year?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Still A Du... · 7 replies · +28 points

Mittens, meh.

But Lost In Space, now that's something worth discussing. I loved every minute of it as a kid. What wasn't to like? Crappy 60's effects, clunky (but adorable) robot, boring unoriginal discus-shaped spaceship, meager acting, absurd costumes, and the cementing of actor Jonathan Harris as the quintessential smarmy self-interested opportunist. Wait, that last bit reminds me of someone ...