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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Illinois Residents Can... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yet clearly the man had no sidewalk.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Today In Gun Fun Times... · 0 replies · +1 points

Agreed. And drinking age at 16 so you have time to get good at it before driving gets all in the way.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +11 points

You mean it SUCKS ASS.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +9 points

This too from the Wikipedia entry:

Noam Chomsky quoting from the Lowell Mill Girls on the topic of wage slavery:

"When you sell your product, you retain your person. But when you sell your labour, you sell yourself, losing the rights of free men and becoming vassals of mammoth establishments of a monied aristocracy that threatens annihilation to anyone who questions their right to enslave and oppress.

"Those who work in the mills ought to own them, not have the status of machines ruled by private despots who are entrenching monarchic principles on democratic soil as they drive downwards freedom and rights, civilization, health, morals and intellectuality in the new commercial feudalism."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +4 points

I like your Portal reference there above the headline.

"I feel fantastic and I'm still alive..."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 4 replies · +15 points

Dear. God. For. Real.
The Tom Hanks op-ed title:
"I am TOM. I like to TYPE."

HA HA HA HA HA HA.......

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette's Teen Korner... · 0 replies · +2 points

Spellcheck alert also too.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette's Teen Korner... · 2 replies · +11 points

Volunteering? I do it because it makes me feel good. Of course that's also why I masterbate.

Umm...should I have posted that on the teen corner for teenz?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Conservative Newspaper... · 1 reply · +1 points

Houseboat in the Atchafalaya?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Conservative Newspaper... · 0 replies · +2 points

Wish there were enough Wonkers around here for a drinky thing ever, but you'd have to bus people in. Sadz.