Nesn0ra

Nesn0ra

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - John Derbyshire: Milit... · 0 replies · +5 points

Even better: Ask her if she wants to get on top. If she's riding it like the pony express, you're fine.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - John Derbyshire: Milit... · 0 replies · +2 points

I just got a dry-heave reading this because he sure as HELL sounds like an actual date rapist trying to rationalize his own personal demons.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly Tells 'I... · 1 reply · +8 points

Patronizing people you don't agree with to... force... respect? I think Billy illustrated exactly why the republican party can't gain any demographic other than their own.

I have a hard time believing he can be that dense. I mean you can be an asshole and have asshole opinions... but it really shouldn't be a mystery why people are repelled by every word that shits from your mouth if you're patronizing them.

I'm guessing the entire point like all his points was a tantrum, void of self-analysis and sane solutions meant to showcase their "us vs. them" victomhood. Back to kindergarten with you, Billy boy.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Gets Its Name... · 0 replies · +9 points

Joel should really worry about his job once I figure out how to shit on my keyboard.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 0 replies · +9 points

I'm originally from that area too... upstate NY is very strange, politically. I blame all the weird occult shit they did in the olden times when NYS was settled by religious crazies. There's a book called "Occult America" that explains all the odd branches of christian faith that popped-up all over the first American settlements. I suggest it because NYS seems to be the origin of most of these.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 4 replies · +7 points

Doktor Zoom made a Red Dwarf reference... I think I'm now sexually attracted to him.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - What Do Ladies Want, I... · 0 replies · +36 points

Tell him this, from George Carlin:

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

11 years ago @ Wonkette - What Do Ladies Want, I... · 2 replies · +8 points

Mental image of him squeezing his eyes shut while trying to intercourse his wife "down there", missing his aim, and shoving his surprised wiener into his dog's mouth.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mad Jewess Mad At Gun-... · 2 replies · +6 points

Does this mean we're still on for our trip to find the arc of the covenant?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - New Children's Book Ex... · 0 replies · +10 points

Bees: Nature's Filthy Sluts.