Nateman

Nateman

96p

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9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - baby tall tales · 0 replies · +6 points

I used to sing my daughter to sleep with another Straub classic: "5am and I Need To Go To Sleep"

9 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - emergent conditions · 1 reply · +9 points

Hate Holden it in? Can't afFord a pit stop? Try new PeePal Commuter Undergarments (patent pending). For when you just have to go on the go!

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - upworthy personal edition · 0 replies · +28 points

This BLT Has Bacon And Lettuce. What Comes Next Will Astound You!

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - upworthy personal edition · 0 replies · +22 points

You Won't Believe I Quit School To Write Clickbait Headlines. My Parents Can't Either!

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - zipline · 2 replies · +69 points

My grandfather suffered this debilitating condition. He would often tell me of the times when bullies would corner him in an alley, pin him down and strike him mercilessly.

10 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - lethal dudicalness · 0 replies · +44 points

Our latest report has him in a fully sick but stable condition.

10 years ago @ Broodhollow - Intermittent Schedule · 0 replies · +5 points

Good luck with all of the above!

I'm disappointed I won't make it to the QSO show but hope to see you at PAX Aus next year?

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - homeland sexcurity · 0 replies · +2 points

if you get a sext from somebody called "Manuel Stimulation" its not me. somebody has been opening my mail.

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - shrimp on hand. always... · 0 replies · +40 points

that seems a little shellfishaaaah i hate myself

11 years ago @ Broodhollow - In Need · 1 reply · +7 points

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE SKIN TAKER