MylesofStyles

MylesofStyles

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1,592 comments posted · 9 followers · following 7

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - You have to respect so... · 0 replies · +2 points

I wish your ass something, something, something, too.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Climbers narrowly miss... · 1 reply · +2 points

I wasn't drunk, dammit. It was the stomach flu...I swear.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - We're giving away Fire... · 1 reply · +1 points

Right. *Revs engine, lays a patch of rubber, laughs all the way into the sunset*

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - You have to respect so... · 2 replies · +1 points

I will accept your excuse for a retort, regardless of its level of improbability, simply due to the quality of ass in your profile pic.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - I don't think thats ho... · 0 replies · +2 points

I know, right? Short people as SO annoying.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - I don't think thats ho... · 0 replies · +3 points

Ho! I've been trying to do it right,
Hey! I've been living a lonely life,
Ho! I've been sleeping here instead,
Hey! I've been sleeping in my bed,
Ho! I've been sleeping in my bed,
Hey!

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - We're giving away Fire... · 3 replies · +3 points

I prayed to God for a new car, but God doesn't work that way, so I stole a car and prayed for forgiveness.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Now that you mention i... · 1 reply · +2 points

*Mork & Mindy

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - You have to respect so... · 4 replies · +3 points

Actually, a foosball table in it's original state is better than one missing components (i.e. improvised with spoons), therefore your equation should read:

x>y>z

You're welcome.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - MS paint artist that w... · 0 replies · +24 points

The people making the requests need to share their weed.