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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Important Wonkette Par... · 2 replies · +9 points

I could get there by 9:30, but then all the free beer will be gone and WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT RIGHT?!? (Also I am really lazy and hate driving in rush hour.)

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Important Wonkette Par... · 5 replies · +9 points

Aww, no way I could make it in time with traffic after work's over.

Wanna change it to Busby's West instead?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Now Aiming F... · 1 reply · +7 points

Everything is instantly better when you add slime, oversized clothing, and mild hilarious humiliation

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh Laughs a... · 1 reply · +19 points

Like Rush is going to fork over the fee for the mandatory second seat.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Future Prez Santorum: ... · 12 replies · +54 points

Somehow, I don't see his massive ignorance and racism as a negative in Iowa.

I think the only thing a politician can say in Iowa that would actually make them lose an election is "Corn sucks."

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Gabrielle Giffords' Hu... · 7 replies · +26 points

I don't see the negative here.

Family is sad, hears fake news, then we get the amazing TV/movie moment where they find out she's actually alive and it's the single happiest moment of their entire lives.

Thank you, NPR, for creating wonderful opportunities for love and cheer.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - America Acts Shocked A... · 0 replies · +23 points

I actually know an idiot Jesus-Republican who had never heard of the political spectrum before (He's 28, I think, and I do mean he had literally never heard of the theory that there were different points on the "left" and "right" scale) and was SHOCKED to learn that the Nazis are actually considered "far right". He refused to even believe it until he was eventually linked to so many references he had to concede, but finished the argument by muttering that they sure did act like liberals.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Wasted Newt Gingrich S... · 8 replies · +12 points

I know you can get high from licking toads, but what about licking a Newt? I imagine the copious amount of sweat he produces is just filled with all sorts of delightful hallucinogens.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - University of Phoenix ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Maybe he can get a bunch of his successful graduates, who I'm sure are all lawyers now or something, to fight against this horrible new law.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Wishes Yo... · 1 reply · +9 points

Dick=blown.

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