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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Analogy Fail: Republic... · 0 replies · +13 points

"This isn’t exactly the fight I think Republicans wanted to have"

Gravely-voiced Commissioner Gordon: but it's the fight you fucking deserve

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Government Shutdown Le... · 0 replies · +3 points

/early 2013, 8 PM

Colleague: burnin' the midnight oil, eko?
Mr. Eko: just doin' what needs to be done
Colleague: just sayin' man, this ain't like the private sector. Overtime in the government isn't as liberal as it is in consulting firms.
Mr. Eko: Don't care. Just happy to be here and not have to worry about some mouthbreathing ingrate at the top cut me loose because they're too inept to understand the importance of what I do.
Colleague: Um...
Mr. Eko: what?

/September 30
Mr. Eko: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Court To Cook County A... · 0 replies · +14 points

Oh! To live with mine bonnie lass down under!
Where our days shall be filled with joy and wonder!
But we won't last til prom ; I divulged all to your mom,
And soon the state shall rend us asunder.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Jan Brewer Is Your New... · 0 replies · +2 points

Fools! She's just driving the suicide vest maker to the safehouse, but snapping his neck cuz he fled!

/Homeland'd

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mike Lee (R-Grover Nor... · 0 replies · +7 points

Before the cool done run out i'll be giving it my bestest
And nothin's gonna stop me but divine intervention
But if you reject me, you're a man hating lesbian
So, I won't hesitate, no more
- Jason MRAz

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mike Lee (R-Grover Nor... · 0 replies · +23 points

hand my testicles over to Marlo

Whoa. I totally missed that episode of The Wire.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Live Blooging The Last... · 0 replies · +2 points

If this ever reaches anyone - in an life-imitates-life-lessons kinda thing - fucking with the Brazilians last week has given my account the herp. It's not an all consuming herp, mind you, in fact sometimes it's not a problem during the day hours, but at night I am always finding myself deleted by the admin. I just wanted to have a little fun on a Saturday night.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Live Blooging The Last... · 0 replies · +3 points

So the Tigers are 2 outs away from sweeping the Yankees. Are you saying this debate thing is supposed to be a bigger blowout?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Lazy Slut Who Did No W... · 0 replies · +4 points

D’Souza became a non-presence on the college’s official Facebook page throughout 2012

Yeah! That'll show wait what?

/at Berkeley they impeach via Pinterest

12 years ago @ Wonkette - America, Meet Your New... · 0 replies · +3 points

Candy would have tuck-rolled the landing and wouldn't have broken her leg. This makes her deft move even more epic.

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