IN trouble? Hell, I'm FROM trouble!
Wow. This reminds me so much of the time right after the election of 2004, when it came out that the Kerry/Bush fight was really a competition between a Blue Team and a Red Team of the Skull & Bones Society to be the first to bring back the Ark of the Covenant as the society's latest trophy. The Ark had been entrusted to Saddam as a token of faith by the CIA when "Old Sad Eyes" was still in their employ. It turned up absent in the next yearly palace inventory. Rumor has it sits in the trophy room of a mysterious Southeast Asian billionaire but no one is really sure. The best lead is that when the thieves who victimized Saddam got nervous because they couldn't find a fence to sell it they just dumped it by a roadside, where it was retrieved, unknowingly, by a Baghdad University fraternity, who used what they assumed was just a fancy old-fashioned crate to replace a pool table leg broken in a raucous party. It was lost in a fog of war and the general looting that followed the invasion. There's some photographic evidence, it's blurry, but I've said too much already...
That's not the regular uniform, that's his "special" uniform. I'm just surprised he didn't do the interview on horse back, maybe logistics prevented that, he probably suggested riding on set on a horse.
Oh yeah, him. Can I just apologize on behalf of Milwaukee?
This Bozo is running PSAs on talk radio, at tax-payer expense, suggesting citizens "thank a cop" because "they don't get enough of that"" since "Cop-hating Anarchists" are agitating the community [because of, wait for it, another suspicious unarmed black death at the hands of white cop]. Sincere protesters are cop-hating anarchists and cops need a hug, got it, my tax dollars at work!
Best part is that when I do dial 9-1-1, just to make it legal, he eventually shows up on his horse, just to make sure I took his previous talk radio PSA advice to "Reach for the gun, don't call 9-1-1!".
It's nice to know there are still places like Hudsonville, Michigan where people don't have to lock their doors. I keep a mental list of them in case it's necessary to "hit the road" because of a "change in national mood". You can check all the boxes: we don't have to lock our doors, We leave our car keys on the table, never lock the car, leave cash and a gun lying around…". People like that are lucky that criminals are just as dumb as they are.
Lord, he was bored and rambling on...
…Marty Feldman eyes?…No, wait...
Speaking of Republican responses, local station news just asked Paul Ryan for thoughts post POTUS SOTUA (Wisconsin, so of course), he identified the main problem as "wage stagnation". SOMEONE"S going to get The Talk in a late night phone call...
That's the key to public speaking -- just pretend everyone in the audience is wearing plastic bread bags over their shoes on a school bus.
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