Maxichamp

Maxichamp

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3 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Still Going Open Thread · 3 replies · +6 points

I don’t know how you guys put up with going on Twitter. It’s not good for you.

17 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Still Going Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

When I was a campus security guard like Chief Wiggum, we filled out SDRs. Security Deficiency Reports. It was a big ticket book with carbon paper. We wrote up all the inoperative lights on campus.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Still Going Open Thread · 9 replies · +20 points

Mrs Maxi has been pissed off at all men, including me, since Election Day.

1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

Bomb cyclone is up near Seattle, it’s directing an atmospheric river down to us. It’s wild.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 6 replies · +9 points

Sadly, it’s not allowed at home.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 1 reply · +7 points

In 2016, I bought iodine pills thinking North Korea was going to nuke us. I didn’t expect to use it because Russia was going to nuke us in 2024. #History

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 3 replies · +3 points

Nuclear Armageddon ITR.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 11 replies · +12 points

I just bought our final piece of furniture* and it will arrive in February or March. It's an armchair and ottoman. I've wanted this exact combo since 2001!

*We might need a bookcase.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Quiet Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +1 points

I went to the theater to see it in high school. A dad may have accompanied us.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Quiet Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Don’t ask me how I know, but in 1992, there was a po^n goof called Total Reball.