I can't tell if the title is "The Illuminati" or "The Illuminat!"
Kind of prefer the second one.
He's setting booty traps in heaven now. ;_;
How hard is it to get that spilt blood out of your beard?
Saying this as a straight man, I think I want sex with Eli the Barbarian. Awesome cover! Seriously thinking of wasting money I don't have on this book.