LyetteM

LyetteM

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9 years ago @ The Toast - More Than Enough: On S... · 0 replies · +13 points

I hate that I'm making a cheap pun here, but this was a really immersive read. Beautifully and evocatively written.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +50 points

"the guesthouse is just a few yards from the main house, where I now live year-round."

I feel 100% confident in saying that everyone who lives on the Vineyard hates that guy. They all roll their eyes the moment he turns around.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Jobs I Have Had · 3 replies · +97 points

It was in the middle of a table. I didn't realize it wasn't an office snack. She reached across the table to smack my hand.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Jobs I Have Had · 2 replies · +31 points

If it makes you feel any better, at least it wasn't Chris Evans.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Jobs I Have Had · 0 replies · +169 points

"Where are last month's ad stats?"
"We lost them in The Coolatta Incident."

9 years ago @ The Toast - Jobs I Have Had · 1 reply · +115 points

This hysterical whether you read it straight or dirty.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

I miss Kate ALL THE TIME. One of my OCs has basically turned into Kate I miss her so much.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +51 points

Matt Fraction referred to his version of Hawkeye as a "human tire fire" and I love that description SO MUCH.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Reactions I've Had To ... · 1 reply · +56 points

Yeah, but the week after I had my baby, I lost 20lbs (goddamn water weight) and my boobs grew three sizes. Internally I was a disaster, but I looked FREAKING GREAT.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Reactions I've Had To ... · 0 replies · +26 points

My husband freaked out every time our newborn got the hiccups and I was like, "Dude, she did it all the time in my uterus. She's fine!"