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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh Hey We Hired A Pers... · 0 replies · +5 points

Congratulations, Pix!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Girls! Read Sydney Lea... · 0 replies · +27 points

"Wait maybe two days before responding. Don’t respond to anything immediately, ever. Even if you get it immediately, don’t respond."

So, basically, her tips are to read "The Game," and become a sexting pick-up artist, but on narcissistic male politicians.

WAY TO SUBVERT THE PATRIARCHY, YOU VISIONARY! Women everywhere are truly liberated, now.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Louie Gohmert Says Thing · 0 replies · +17 points

Whoever dosed Gohmert's coffee with LSD didn't use a strong enough dose. He thinks he's making perfect sense, but he's not having the "naked before the face of God" hallucinogenic meltdown we were hoping for. Reptiloids must be LSD resistant. Quadruple the dose next time.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Barry Obama Will Now G... · 0 replies · +7 points

Our Wonkette will always be your Benincasa away from casa!

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Aw come on, don't leave again. I'll stop, superswear.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP: 'I Broke It, I Wo... · 0 replies · +12 points

Please send me all of the Socialism Ameros that you have not yet given to Our Wonkette, as I expect the "Lowkey Called Eric Cantor A Poop-Gargling Cockweasel And Then Hit Him With A Pie Legal Defense Fund" is going to be under serious financial strain this August.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - On Royal Baby, Tina Br... · 2 replies · +17 points

I'm just here to see the royals having people beheaded for overt backhanded compliments at court.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - To Ease Racial Tension... · 3 replies · +24 points

WE ARE SINCERELY CONCERNED ABOUT ZIMMERMAN'S PROPERTY AND RIGHTS. THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT A CRASS ATTEMPT TO DRUM UP PUBLIC AWARENESS OF OUR OBSCURE BRAND, WHICH IS DEFINITELY NOT LOST IN THE GROWING CROWD OF HYPERVENTILATING GUN CLUBS. WHAT? THERE'S ANOTHER DONATION BUTTON, FOR OUR GENERAL FUND, RIGHT NEXT TO THE DONATION BUTTON FOR ZIMMERMAN'S GUN FUND? ARE YOU SURE, BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SOUND AT ALL FAMILIAR TO US.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 11 replies · +30 points

The Editrix's Twitter trolls are LE SNORE as well. Just yesterday, some lady suffering from Advanced Synesthesia Comoedia (a terrible condition where your sense of humor misfires, and instead of perceiving something funny, you perceive the smell of egg farts) was berating Our Ferocious Advocate for Ladyparts and the Ladies What Own Them.

Apparently, 'Trix ain't allowed to call people "pussies."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Frothy Mix Of Questi... · 0 replies · +10 points

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Frothy Mix Of Questi... · 13 replies · +7 points

I have a gift for overthinking things. And, THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION, DAN! Now I just have to work up the spine to be able to say, "Oh yeah, I haven't had sex in forever, I'm still cool, though."

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