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"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh," Fred declared.
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
Things went downhill from there.
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The Green Mile; Planes Trains and Automobiles (great flick at Thanksgiving time); A River Runs Through It (love the out door fishing scenes and a younger Brad Pitt with Redford narrating), It's a Wonderful Life; Laura (old Gene Tierney flick...haunting theme), and many more.
Greta, great choice of Double Indemnity. What a classic.
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