Wait... is that fiddles?

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Hey Commie, Get a job. We all know you lost the Vietnam war.

He makes Iron WOMEN out of Iron Maidens.

SlowShawn should be a meme, this is like a month old.

Or Douchebag Shawn.

"WHAT, THE FORUMS ARE BROKEN?
KEEP CRYING, MAYBE YOUR TEARS WILL REVIVE THEM."

First of all, I want his face, or a list of things to put his face on.

EITHER WILL SUFFICE.

As the crowd walked by, an outspoken zombie broke the silence, the one able to say what the rest thought.

"So much swag..."

I quickly looked up after posting this and actually saw this, I am dissapoint pony, very dissapoint.

NESTX UP LEZ DO EPIC LE TROLLLINK XD

MHEYBE HE SO... GROOSE THAT HE... GROOSE.
+1 PLZ

Cave here, it seems that some health inspectors got my new phone number again after I changed it, due to any number of reasons, from faulty security, to me forgetting to remove it from the phone-book once again, I now have to explain once more to the Atomic Waste commission why we're once again "incidentally" breeding, as I call them, these indoctri-frogs.

Now, because I personally don't feel like filling out the paperwork required to FIRE whoever gave out my phone number or chucked that drum of sludge into the riverbed, I'm going to do one of two things, get my phone number changed again and have Greg fill out the paperwork to get you all fired.

But now, since i'm not an ENTIRELY cruel, I will move to have the boys at marketing run ANOTHER smear campaign on Black Mesa. In other news, I'd like to inform you that any glowing pet toads your children collect are to be brought into the marketing labs so that we can at least pretend this was intentional if the smear campaign doesn't work, get the boys down in marketing to sell this to our gullible Shareholders.

In other news, i'd like to thank the lab boys for once again forcing me to consider hiring a self defense lawyer for reparations against the poor Spanish family down the river from the facility that is now brainwashed by frogs, as well as having grown several new preying mantis legs. Honestly, I consider them improvements, but some people insist that people are too "terrified" to hire frog worshiping bug people.

On a final note, next week we'll be having fish-sticks and mashed potatoes once again.