Just_a_Dinosaur
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9 years ago @ The Toast - Reasons Your Flight Ha... · 0 replies · +104 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - A Buttery Farewell · 0 replies · +1 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +7 points
I love Colbert, but like most of us I haven't seen much of who he really is, and I find this worrying.
9 years ago @ The Toast - The State Mondays: Mac... · 1 reply · +7 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Ayn Rand's If You ... · 8 replies · +137 points
I feel like this is a reasonable exchange of goods and services, and that the human arguably got the better end of the deal.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +35 points
Back then, yes, Ronbledore was a reasonable theory in its infancy. But the past year has uncovered a deluge of supporting information that has transformed Ronbledore into irrefutable, verifiable fact. Ronbledore deniers are now in the minority (as they should be).
Why don't these commenters leave their criticism in more recent articles on Ronbledore? Because they know that any words they could muster would pale in comparison to the knowledge that accredited Ronbledologists have provided.
Let them cling to the past, when fools thought that the Earth was flat and Albus Dumbledore wasn't a time-traveling Ron Weasley. I will be here in the present, and they shall have naught but my pity.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +11 points
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9 years ago @ The Toast - Considering a Possible... · 6 replies · +25 points
But no, you're an adult. And as an adult, you know that the statistical likelihood of some sort of demon crab beast bursting from the darkness beneath your bed, locking its iron pincers around your ankles, and dragging you into its lair of suffering are astronomically unlikely. Unlikely to the point of impossibility, really. But then, isn't that exactly what it would want you to think? Logic is the greatest weapon of the unnatural.
And when you think about it rationally, what's worse? Getting into bed with a running leap every night for the rest of your life, a bead of sweat dripping down your forehead as you close your eyes and hope that your airborne form is too fast for that which lays in wait beneath? Or letting the hell beast pull one over on you, feasting on your entrails, your last thought as the blood drains from your body being why on earth you didn't listen to your gut when you knew what was at stake?
You are an adult, and you know what needs to be done.