Jokes_Explained

Jokes_Explained

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11 years ago @ Knowledge@Wharton - Skipped Out on Your Re... · 0 replies · +6 points

Should I get $200 (or a free meal) when I get to a restaurant at the time of my reservation and the table isn't ready?

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Spotting a hipster is ... · 0 replies · +12 points

I'm willing to bet > 50% are from Brooklyn.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Dog Skype (Video) · 0 replies · +34 points

I bet that's his fake girlfriend.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Putting a log to some ... · 0 replies · +8 points

This is funny because it's craft beer.

11 years ago @ theBRIGADE - User submit: Christine... · 3 replies · +5 points

This is funny because he means he has an erection.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - The view is always bet... · 0 replies · -1 points

This is funny because the girl could simply be holding the camera backwards as opposed to rotating her head 180 degrees.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - I love the smell of bu... · 3 replies · -5 points

This is funny because it's a double entendre. In this case a beautiful woman is pressing her breasts against a piece of wood hence "getting wood" (which is a term used to describe an erection which probably also occurred due to said photograph).

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Russian cosplayer nail... · 2 replies · +19 points

This is funny because it implies that the unfortunate looking woman in the post has such a bad case of herpes that AB contracted the disease through his phone even though that's not physically possible.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Meanwhile, in the worl... · 2 replies · +21 points

This is funny because it's sexual innuendo. In this case HOOK_the_LEGEND's reference to a pole actually refers to his penis.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Genius or Stupid? (29 ... · 0 replies · -1 points

This is funny because bacon is high in cholesterol and saturated fat both of which are bad for your heart, hence the "cardiac".