JohnPoe

JohnPoe

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473 weeks ago @ Halolz - Why Gordon Doesn't Talk · 1 reply · +7 points

Gordon Freeman is wearing a skirt. Cannot unsee.

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - Dr. Wily's Stage Bluep... · 2 replies · -1 points

So you liek Shadow Link, huh? (Don't click if you don't want to be mildly grossed out/turned on)

You had fun playing around with your hammer with him?

Filthy pervs, all of you!

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - Dr. Wily's Stage Bluep... · 2 replies · +2 points

UNLESS ITS A SPIKED WALL!

We're not going after the Battletoads here!

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - Dr. Wily's Stage Bluep... · 14 replies · +2 points

The only reason someone would like the (shudder) water temple is if they really enjoyed seeing Morpha's tentacles invade Link's personal space. Therefore, you're a prevert.

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - SEGA LOCK-ON TECHNOLOGY · 1 reply · +5 points

Congratulations, you've figured out Lock-on technology. Holding A to charge your lazer and all? I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - REVENGE - A DISH BEST ... · 1 reply · +4 points

Ahem. Wankers.

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - REVENGE - A DISH BEST ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sounds kinky.

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - REVENGE - A DISH BEST ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Kill assist: 1 point.
Extinguishing a teammate with jarate: fun, and 1 point.
Headshot kill: An additional point on top of the points you got for the kill.
Backstab on non-idling Spy with arrow taunt kill: 9001 points divided by zero plus you win the game. True story - try it.

540 weeks ago @ Halolz - GORDON FREEMAN · 0 replies · +5 points

Gordon's suit was better, too. It may not have recharged itself... but it gave out free morphine!

540 weeks ago @ Halolz - GORDON FREEMAN · 0 replies · +2 points

Hah! You kids are cute.

Back in MY day you were a rectangle and you bounced a dot back and forth with another rectangle. And all we need to kill alien invaders was more dots! You had to be smart enough to aim where they were going to be, rather than where they actually were, too, we couldn't use shiny lazer-guidance systems that took all the work out!