JinxxJezebel

JinxxJezebel

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Merch... · 0 replies · +30 points

If you think for a moment I'm not taking to the sea and holding a tote bag to prove it, then you know me not at all. Which is totally fair since I've only posted here about five times, but NOW you know so make a note of it.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Language Of Flowers · 1 reply · +42 points

What you're saying is the pansy knows the sea knows I peed in it.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where The... · 0 replies · +7 points

Sweet hiphugger Jesus, Mallory, I love you to Squaresville & back.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Code Words For \"Sexua... · 0 replies · +23 points

She's an automatic can opener

She's head of switchboard operations

Types like an Underwood

She's got a lot of ink on her elbows

10 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where The... · 1 reply · +12 points

So that modified Proverbs 11:28 is my new life motto.