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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Elected Teabaggers Ast... · 1 reply · +2 points

Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Tyrannical Justice Dep... · 0 replies · +3 points

Sorry--not unless you can prove you're not young, black, poor or elderly.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Kentucky Republicans P... · 0 replies · +28 points

Also, too--she had just flown on a plane, ergo, climate change is a hoax.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - (Another) South Caroli... · 0 replies · +4 points

You're always a wiener at Pedro's! You never sausage a place!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Minneapolis: A Mayoral... · 0 replies · +3 points

Wait--that ain't Lake Minnetonka...

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Farewell Janice Daniel... · 1 reply · +34 points

I can't tell--which of the Kids in the Hall is that?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Pour A Little On The G... · 0 replies · +10 points

Our loss is Mrs. West's gain: "Get ready!"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Terrifying Numbers-Wiz... · 1 reply · +38 points

If you take out the states that were biased against Republicans, then Romney won by a landslide.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Joe Biden Stan... · 2 replies · +25 points

I just voted and there were SO MANY SCARY BLACK PANTHERS inside the polling place!!!1!!1! Actually, they were more like Grey Panthers. Well, they had grey hair, anyway. What I’m trying to say is that the poll workers and most of the voters were really old.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Poetry Critic ... · 0 replies · +10 points

He's waaaay overthinking this. The most straightforward wingnut interpretation would be: Apes + eating figs = "where are the white women at?"

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