uh by "great authors" do you mean chash because yaaaaaaaaas

- Heh, Ahab. Hilarious.

- You knew these dudes were totally redshirts, too

- Jaha just straight murdered that kid with a phallic monster

- LOL Clarke thanking Maya this show sure knows how to drive the knife in deeper JFC

- OH GOOD ABBY AND KANE ARE HERE

- RAVEN GETTING TORTURED, MUST BE TUESDAY. OR WHATEVER DAY THIS AIRS.

- Oh, good, a lighthouse, that's what the penis monster was guarding

- Clarke doesn't fuck around, Cage.

- YEAH SHE STRAIGHT UP SHOT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

- "I will irradiate level five." At this point I was like...no, no way. But yeah. It's The 100. I should have known better.

- <3 Kane trying to find a diplomatic solution

- This is soooooooo an homage to Desmond and the bunker and I LOVE IT

- OCTAVIA WARRIOR QUEEN YAAAAAAAS

- God Bellamy and Clarke together fhdsalfhwpagheowpahgiowapheg

- Maya :( :( :(

- Jasper :( But Bellamy's right, killing Cage wouldn't have stopped it

- "I tried to be the good guy." OMG Eliza Taylor's face. She's so incredible.

- YES LINCOLN END HIM

- Oh man all these reunions, my creys

- Claaaaaaarke bb :(

- Aaaaand now to set up the mystery of next season

- I spent a lot of time going "what the fuck!?!?!" when I first watched this

- "Curiouser and curiouser" Heh

- Hey A.L.I.E. Nice warhead.

- Yas free those grounders!

- Ugh Cage u r the worst. I hope u die.

- Oh Jasper, you tried. I knew those people were going to get shot anyway :(

- Of COURSE there is a catch, Clarke. That is how The 100 works.

- Clarke is super turned on by Lexa's war speech tho

- I have totally forgotten all the specifics of how this plays out even if I know where it ultimately ends up so I'm super excited to re-watch

- "Get it? Dam joke!" Raven <3

- Oh Wick, I'm sorry you had to kill someone

- Damn, Wallace, tell him how much he sucks, I live for this. And I don't even like you!

- I love Raven/Wick arguing to solve problems

- SHIELD WALL. AMAZING. VIKING REALNESS.

- MONTY YAY

- And now Lexa is going to ruin EVERYTHING GOOD AND PURE IN THE WORLD

- The first time I watched this I was like SCREAMING at the TV. It was not cool.

- And then Octavia has to make an impossible choice, too, AHHHH THIS EPISODE IS THE SADDEST

- EVERYTHING JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE. POOR MAYA'S DAD.

- Awwww Raven bb <3 <3 <3

- Oh man that last shot of Clarke up against the bulk of Mount Weather is AMAHZING

2x14, it's all happening! Also Mark is wearing his Dillon Panthers shirt yaaaaaaas <3

- And that's what you get for telling shitty jokes, sir

- That lady didn't tell any shitty jokes, though, so that's sad

- Yaaaaaas Clexa is going to become canon so soon. Or, at least, bisexual Clarke is about to become canon, as is her realistic reaction to being kissed so soon after Finn's death

- Run, Bellamy, run!

- Aw Wick <3

- Aw shit Octavia knows what's up Clarke

- "Bellamy would have never told you to do that." Point, Octavia. Point.

- God the cinematography on this show is so good

- DAMN CLARKE, GO IN

- You could cut the sexual tension in that scene with a knife tho

- I forgot that guy didn't get blown up. Someone not getting blown up is pretty surprising on this show.

- Only The 100 could make staring at a monitor the most stressful thing on tv

- NOW KISS

- I love that Clarke and Raven are both tentatively trying new romantic partnerships in this episode, in their respectively Clarke and Raven ways. Clarke isn't quite ready to move on yet, but Raven is gung ho about the sexy sex part at least, which is true to character for both of them

- GOD DAMN IT CAGE

- I was SO WORRIED for Bellamy when this first aired. I was convinced he was super, duper dead

- OKAY JOHN LOCKE CAGE I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN'T DO

- Don't touch those panels, Murphy, that little drone is pissed!

- HORSE. PERSON. THIS IS TERRIBLE.

- Barricade! Les Mis realness up in this mountain.

- Octavia's gonna kill the shit out of everyone tho. Or at least she looks that way.

- WAAAAAAAAAAAR

- Oh man. Jasper pissed off is a scary Jasper.

- BELLAMY FUCKIN' BLAKE Y'ALL

- This episode is so intense I keep forgetting to write things down

- "Because she grew up on the Ark." Point, Kane.

- Oops Finn's still dead

- UGH THE DAMN PULSE BEACON RUINS EVERYTHING

- "You are my people." GOD DAMN CLARKE

- OH SHIT THEY'RE GONE GUESS U SUCK CAGE

- Yaaaay everyone is friends

- Indra yay!

- "May we meet again." My creys.

- YAS BADASS CLOSING MONTAGE

- UGH CAGE U ASSHOLE

- UGH TSING U ASSHOLE

- Hey Clarke stop being a jerk to Raven

- Aw Raven gets that she's super stressed though. Bless.

- "Which is why we're going to use a missile." OF COURSE

- Murphy you're such a sarcastic ass but you are welcome comic relief sometimes

- Dante & Bellamy BFFs. Not really tho.

- Oh shit Clarke lied about Octavia being in Tondc. I forgot about that.

- Lexa is...not wrong. But it sucks.

- Lincoln and Octaviaaaaaaaa <3

- Ohhhh Abby is reallly disappointed. And I get her perspective, too.

- God damn the kids fighting back is amazing and sad and they are tryyyyying

- OH SHIT THEY IRRADIATED LEVEL FIVE

- YAAAAAS DIE TSING (when I first watched this I was legit screaming "YES THAT'S RIGHT!" at the TV. But agree with Mark that Rekha is a fantastic actress and I will miss her Cylon-ness on this show)

- "And it only cost you your soul." Point.

- Oh man the carnage from the bomb is AWFUL

- This isn't disturbing AT ALL U GUYS

- Clarke is remarkably adept at riding a horse for someone who grew up in space

- Yaaaaaas Octavia

- President Wallace legit doesn't know, though, Jasper. Because his son is a jerkbutt.

- Abby stop trying to tell Clarke how she's feeling

- BELLAMY. THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD.

- I keep forgetting to type because this is all so intense and ridiculous and amazing and awful

- Uh she IS your leader, Abby. Sry.

- Aw, Maya, ILU girl

- "Torture doesn't work." Clarke would know, too

- Ugh Cage u r the worst

- A coup, how fun for everyone!

- Aw little babies holding hands.

- OH PAIN AND SADNESS FOREVER LITTLE LOVEJOY BABY

- Aww my little Bellarke heart <3 I ship Clarke with so many people on this show. She's inherently shippable.

- God Clarke you badass warrior queen

- "You may be the Chancellor, but I'm in charge." YAAAAAAAAAAS

- "You're gonna do it in six." DAMN CLARKE

Right, and all the women on the show would be naked like...all the time, especially in the background of scenes where male characters do a big exposition dump. And there would be a lot of rape that's important for the plot you see.

(I may or may not still be bitter about the last couple of seasons of GoT, if you can't tell...)

- Mmm, rubbing dead deer blood over your face. So delightful. What a fun, sexy time for you guys.

- Aw Bellamy <3s Lincoln now

- Octavia <3

- GOOD JOB, MURPHY. SUPER GOOD JOB.

- Damn Clarke way to not back down

- Man I am just <3-ing Octavia all over this episode. My little buddy!

- Oh shit I forgot that happened wth her arm and stuff!

- Jaha, no, it's Murphy. He's the worst.

- OH NO A MONKEY

- GOOD JOB SAVING LEXA CLARKE

- Mark and Baize's reactions are giving me life right now

- Oh OCTAVIA. But also, badass warrior queen of my heart <3

- Clarke and Lexa philosophising. Hooray. Now RUN!

- Indra & Octavia YAAAAAAAAS

- Oh the Jaha & Murphy City of Light quest is happening. So many fun new partnerships in this episode!

- UGH BELLAMY AND LINCOLN. SO STRESSFUL THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THIS, SO STRESSFUL NOW.

- Octavia is not here for your shit, Kane

- You know it's a good episode when Lexa & Clarke's giant gorilla fight isn't even the most surprising part

- Man this scene is so upsetting I can't even be happy about Bob Morley with his shirt off. :(

- LINCOLN NOOOOOOOOOOO

- BELLAMY NOOOOOOOOOOO

- Man everyone has a lot of underpants in the apocolypse. I feel like if Bellamy were on HBO he would not have had the shorts.

- That was probably not the most mature way to end the episode, me.

- Oh Clarke, I did not love Finn, but I am so sorry you are sad.

- I also love how she immediately pulls her shit together to talk to Lexa. Amazing.

- Tondc. God damn this show is smart.

- Uh excuse you, Abby, Lexa is not a child. Neither is Clarke. They are badass queens of my heart.

- I remember when the previews for this aired and people were super worried Finn was still alive, but I was always pretty sure it was a guilt hallucination or whatever

- "I can't lose you, too, okay?" My heart.

- I love this Ocean's Eleven business with Monty/Miller/Jasper/Maya

- Oh shit Mt. Weather, crashing exodus ships and fucking shit up!

- Aw Lexa & her story about Costia. Plcurevat guvf fvapr Znex frrzf gb abg 100% unir vg nf pnaba va uvf urnq lrg, ohg guvf ernq nf dhrre gb zr gur svefg gvzr V jngpurq gur rcvfbqr, naq V jnf FB tynq gb unir vg pbasvezrq yngre qbja gur yvar.

- Aw yes Kane bringing the booze to the party

- The POISON truth, Clarke. And Raven didn't do it.

- Monty makes me so nervous in this scene, because I kind of forgot how it plays out

- COULD EVERYONE STOP TORTURING RAVEN PLEASE?

- Look at smart, smart Clarke!

- And also smart, smart Monty!

- And then Monty gets captured ARGH BECAUSE THE WORST

- God damn death scenes on this show are brutal

- "I was being weak. It's worth the risk." Claaaaaarke

- Lincoln <3

- Sorry, Abby, your philosophy has been rejected.

- Oh hey Harper. :( :( :(