JellybeanInk

JellybeanInk

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9 years ago @ The Toast - The Toast Looks Back: ... · 0 replies · +22 points

Look, I've been battling Trump-loving family members all day and now you want me to mourn the monks, TOO? I cannot. I refuse to accept this reality.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Best of Nicole Chung · 0 replies · +37 points

You followed me, and John Cho follows you. Which means John Cho and I are BASICALLY BEST FRIENDS NOW so thank you THAT too!

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Best of Nicole Chung · 3 replies · +56 points

I would fight Nicole for John Cho, but I also love her. And she bought a Hamiltine from me on Etsy for her husband! And I was like OMG NICOLE CHUNG I KNOW YOU HERE HERE IS YOUR CARD I HOPE YOU LOVE IT.

(Sorry not sorry I will fangirl about ANYTHING AND ANYONE) (I mean not ANYONE but anyone who deserves it as Nicole clearly does. DON'T GO)

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Best of Nicole Cliffe · 1 reply · +40 points

I'VE NEVER READ ANY DAVID FOSTER WALLACE AND I DON'T THINK THIS WOMAN KNOWS WHAT LITERALLY MEANS --- every random dude from high school I was still facebook friends with.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Best of Nicole Cliffe · 6 replies · +66 points

Books That Literally All White Men Own brought me to the Toast and also started an epic still-legendary fight on my Facebook page, so thank you.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +14 points

I'm putting that on my business cards now.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +20 points

I combine EVERYTHING with Hamilton. It's pathological at this point.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 8 replies · +159 points

I am now imagining the monks retiring to go sit under their own vine and fig tree. Except the fig tree is tower-sized and the vine looks like a rope and there are tiny improbable cats climbing it.

Teach us how to say goodbye, monks. Please.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 2 replies · +65 points

And also there's a large rabbit.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 6 replies · +131 points

Oh bless you for giving us one last Monks Inventing Things. Someone really needs to pick this up as a book. Would buy.