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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 2 replies · +5 points

Having never encountered the word "sploot" before, I turned to the Urban Dictionary. Its meaning seemed obvious from the context, but I learned it's way more versatile than I imagined, carrying the meanings:

When a corgi lays flat on its belly with his/her legs spread out.
Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.
As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.
An affair between to (sic) married bisexuals of the same sex.
To leave tread marks in one's underwear.
The sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.
Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

You learn something new every day. You're done. Take the rest of the day off.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Bros... · 0 replies · +2 points

Ouch!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Harvard Won't Let Prof... · 0 replies · +3 points

I was glad to see the properly used "whom" in "“To Whom And When Is It OK To Do Sex?” As we all know, it's used when referring to the object of a verb, and in this case, one's students are those to whom it's OK to do sex. Or, more briefly, the sex objects.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - California School Boar... · 1 reply · +9 points

I hope they get their money's worth out of the pro-bono attorney!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Will Le... · 1 reply · +4 points

That won't work. You have no reference to God in your indoctrination.This is 'Murica! God must be included in all indoctrination!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Massachusetts Official... · 0 replies · +3 points

Emphasis on "at you."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Massachusetts Official... · 0 replies · +6 points

As a devout Pastafarian, I'm amused by all the silly superstitions people adhere to.

Ramen.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - CIA Chief: Torture Is ... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'm confused about why we count the years starting at 9-11, as if 9-11 itself didn't count as a major you-failed-to-keep-us-safe event.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - It's A Nice Day For A ... · 0 replies · +3 points

(Sniff!) Congrats, you two!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - No, Mr. Limbaugh, Than... · 0 replies · +3 points

Ahem! (That means "y'all shut up an' listen") I believe it was actually, "We do by these presentf, solemnly and mutually, in the prefence of God, and one another, covenant and combine ourselvef together into a civil body politic; for our better ordering, and prefervation and furtherance of the endf aforefaid ..."

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