The internet is the clingiest of all relationships; one or two nights without a bedtime phonecall telling us "I wuv you", and we get all freaked out and assume the whole relationship is a lie.
...how the hell did you manage to turn us into a business model?!
Amazing. I kept picking out different favourites. And now I really want some comic artist to make a one-shot of Super Mamika.
I was confused by the ASCII for only a second... at which point I realized that you just created the new Mark of Wheaton.
It's not cancelled, but given its abysmal ratings everyone is expecting it will be.