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15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Leopard skins arrive a... · 0 replies · +1 points

Busted by a Heineken bottle cap . . .

She has to pay a $500 fine and the brewmeister at Heineken is wondering how to make leopard skins seal beer bottles. Goyda got off easy.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Man accused of cutting... · 0 replies · 0 points

Either it was an "accident" or we'll see an insanity plea soon

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Swiss heartland voters... · 0 replies · +1 points

" dozens of mostly German nudists "
---- Ah, the poor nudists, they are now only mostly German, no longer purebloods.

"citizens objected to encountering walkers wearing nothing but hiking boots and socks"
---- They we not nude if they had boots and socks on.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Corvallis cougar could... · 0 replies · +1 points

Donuts, sushi and honey worked for catching the black bear along the freeway median. If that doesn't work, perhaps ODFW could try a bowl of milk, a can of tuna and some catnip.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Corvallis cougar could... · 0 replies · +1 points

Pit Bulls are "domesticated" - any time they attack and maul people and other animals it is merely an "accident"

Cougars, however, are "wild, predatory animals" that can be "scary"

All "scary" things that we don't know enough about need to be destroyed - whether it is a cougar, a so-called "assualt weapon", or foreign countries.
<sarcasm off>

Seriously, I hope ODFW catches the cougar before someone gets hurt or someone kills it.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Record attempt reaps 2... · 0 replies · +1 points

I see a lawsuit against T-Mobile and the phone manufacturer for repetitive stress injuries suffered by these two dingbats.
-- Having unlimited texting is an "attractive nuisance" - fault T-Mobile
-- Buttons are too close together creating a less-than ergonomic user experience - fault phone manufacturer

Additionally Julie will probably divorce Nick for being such a dork.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - $20 dinner bill lands ... · 0 replies · +18 points

Let this be a lesson:
Do not dine & dash when cops are at the same restaurant.

On the bright side, however, she will get several free meals while being held in jail.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Man pretends to fall o... · 0 replies · +1 points

This dingbat was lucky:
--- He fell into a marshy area
--- It was only 30 foot fall.

I see a Darwin award in this guy's (short) future.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Corvallis cougar could... · 2 replies · +1 points

Hopefully ODFW can catch it soon.

"[Fahy] said nobody has been threatened, and just seeing an animal is no excuse to kill it."
---- It has attacked neighborhood house cats though. Once it goes after someone's child all bets are off.

15 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Officials worried over... · 0 replies · +1 points

Corvallis officials should be worried about a cougar on the prowl - there are a lot of young male college students running loose . . . <grin>

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