Holytape

Holytape

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10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Too ... · 0 replies · +9 points

"We have received your prayer request to have your sin forgiven and for Jesus to enter your heart. Understand, that we here at God Inc., love you, however, your request was received at 6:01:53 pm EST. Business hours are from 6:00:00 am EST to 6:00:00 pm EST. As a result, your prayer request could not be processed. You will be condemn to hell. Forever. But we love you."

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Cain... · 0 replies · +9 points

God could have said he liked them both, and spared the world of a lot of trouble.

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Know... · 0 replies · +3 points

Quick question. If the snake lost it's legs as a punishment for getting Eve to eat the apple, what did lizards in the family Anguidae do to deserve to be legless? Or what did the caecilians do?

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Did ... · 5 replies · +10 points

Why is Adam always white?

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Did ... · 0 replies · +11 points

Skeptics point to the fact that Adam wasn't real.

There I fixed it for you.

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: The ... · 3 replies · +5 points

The maximum number of people that could fit on the life boats were 1,178 people, while the total passenger number was 2,223. So are you saying that God has doomed ~1/2 the population to hell no matter what?

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: The ... · 0 replies · +4 points

The Titanic did not have enough life boats. It wasn't that people did not believe the boat was sinking, it was there wasn't enough life boats. Furthermore, about 1/2 the life boats were unusable. The way the boat was leaning, meant that those lifeboats couldn't be lowered into the water. Also many of the third class passengers were actually locked below deck. Pictures of the wreck show the padlocks still locked.

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Word of Comfort: Mista... · 1 reply · +9 points

Here's a mistake. Leviticus 20:13

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

No contradictions. No vagueness. There can be no other interpretation of this verse. It isn't saying that homosexuality is just wrong. It is openly and without the slightest bit doubt, telling people to kill gay people. This isn't a wet blank. This is a call for murder. People die because of this verse. This is wrong. It is a mistake. If you think that murder is less wrong than gay sex, then you really need to sit down and get you proprieties straight.

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Gays... · 0 replies · +4 points

Sorry about that. I asked him to move a mountain, so he's a little busy. But I would think that an omnipotent God would have a faster method other that erosion.

10 years ago @ http://onthebox.us/ - Words of Comfort: Evol... · 12 replies · +6 points

Groucho Marx, noted theologian, once said, "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"