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7 years ago @ Mile Square View - It\'s Ravi-Russo 2019!... · 0 replies · +1 points

Good work minions, don't look here or at that Church Towers PILOT with my good friend Mikie Squared, look to the comma.

Squirrel!

8 years ago @ Mile Square View - Councilman Peter Cunni... · 0 replies · +1 points

A fool is someone who believed I was telling the truth and voted for me.
An idiot is someone who believed I would quit the law firm and end all legal conflicts.

That's why they call me RaviBhalla Conflicts.

8 years ago @ Mile Square View - Councilwoman Jen Giatt... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey, I ran my whole campaign hyping anti-trump nonsense. I smeared the crap out of Jen with it. She voted for Gary Johnson but who cares, it worked! Now I do whatever I want. A little photo op over a pothole and I can put up the for sale sign right over City Hall. Suckas!

8 years ago @ Mile Square View - Mayor Ravi Bhalla goes... · 0 replies · +1 points

You're all just jealous. I live for this!
Conflicts to the left of me, conflicts to the right. Here am I, stuck here in the middle of the loot!

I love the Soprano State!

8 years ago @ Mile Square View - Lucrative Mayor Ravi B... · 0 replies · +1 points

Now you know why I need two mayoral aides. We're going to be fielding deals all day, every day. I love Hoboken!

For development deals, call John at my office. For all other deals, please call Jason who will be happy to help.

Once your deal is qualified by the Hoboken Corporation Counsel Office, I'm available for closings and discussing campaign contributions over dinner.

Look, I'm not messing around with chump change of $5,000 or $10,000 in envelopes. We're talking mega-loot so don't waste my time with the small stuff. I have a city to sell, I mean run.

8 years ago @ Mile Square View - Sign of the Times: Rav... · 0 replies · +1 points

Look at all these crybaby losers trying to stop me from cashing in. I beat all of you.

Who is the mayor? Me! Who is going to make all the loot? Me! Who is going to score with NJ fat cats? Me!

I'm entitled to every deal, trade, sale I can muster in Hoboken. Spoke to my role model Antuny Ruzzo. There's a whole lotta loot and side hustle coming. When I'm raking it in you will love me for it and be sublime.

Show me the moolahhhhhhhhhh! I love the Soprano State!

8 years ago @ http://hobokenresistan... - Nancy Pincus Kangaroo ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Suggestions to the effect I only wish to work with the underlings on my ticket are incorrect. Why just last Wednesday after the council meeting, Mikie Squared and I went out and had a great time. He knows I worked hard to make him council president.

If others will merely submit and announce fealty to my crown, I may compensate them greatly with a mayoral-elect executive blogger order.

"I the grand poobah-elect of Hoboken, having acquired 32.7% of the Hoboken vote hereby proclaim the immediate ceasing and desisting to all those who will not bend knee and bow to me being further shamed in called racist, bigot, fascist and Nazi.

This offer is good for 48 hours. On Monday, my paid political operative will return to shameless lying with abundant false and defamatory attacks. I pray all of you make the proper decision."

Signed,
The Crown Transactional Prince Elect

8 years ago @ http://hobokenresistan... - Exclusive- Grafix Aven... · 0 replies · +6 points

Nancy Pincus, you are my favorite paid political operative in all of Hoboken!

8 years ago @ http://hobokenresistan... - Exclusive- Grafix Aven... · 1 reply · +15 points

That's my paid political operative and I approve her hypocrisy! No lie is too great, no smear is too low and anyone who doesn't bow to me must be nuked and set aglow!

8 years ago @ http://hobokenresistan... - Viral Video - Mayor El... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hey, I proved winning with less than 33% of the vote so let's not quibble. We're not talking to Tiffanie. She is high on our enemies list and will be destroyed. We're going to continue with our less than quiet non-whisper campaign and call her a Nazi Republican bigot. It worked really well against Jen. We have all the evidence in our campaign mailers to prove it too. Unlike your allegations which I absolutely adore.

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