These reviews make it pretty clear that you really only need one or the other (husband vs vibrator, not rabbit vs magic wand).
Don't worry, I preferred it to Too Many Cooks as well!
Aaaaaggghhh I know that getting the cat(s) away from the hoarder is the right thing, but as someone whose cat was stolen, I wince. I'm not a hoarder. I don't even like cats usually. But my cat broke into my home (and my heart) via an open basement window and I loved her fiercely until someone snatched her up. Apparently this is how a lot of cat-vigilantes treat outdoor cats? Like the office candy jar? I reckon whoever took her assumed we wouldn't miss her, since she was initially a stray and we let her live outside. BUT I DO MISS HER, A YEAR LATER. </cat feelings>
I also got my husband fired from the IT department at the school where I worked because I had accidentally downloaded a host of viruses onto my work computer (did you know you can't trust the first Google result when you search "download Firefox" ??). It was a conflict of interest for him to fix my machine (it was a religious school so they were obsessed with making sure nobody was looking at porn on their computers) so he skipped it. They fired him without realizing why he didn't do the work but were too embarrassed to give him another chance :/
I was an advisor for a teaching program and had a student who emailed me twice/week to make sure she was taking all the classes she needed to. It was so obnoxious that I just sort of brushed her off ("yeah yeah, you're fine, check your worksheet, blah blah"). Turns out I told her she didn't need a class that was REQUIRED BY THE STATE. I felt--rightly--like total garbage and threw myself on the mercy of the state department of education. They waived the class but I was--rightly--denied a promotion at my next performance review.
Hey, anyone with a penchant for nature can get their ass some ducks.
I have no idea! My only guess is that the "ceramic" fondue pot my boyfriend bought me was actually not ceramic. Either that or I've got some kind of unexplored mutant power.
Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaang I am automatically in love with anyone who includes E.B. White's collected essays on a list of fav books.
Also I once set a fondue pot on fire which is so special, since they are designed to reside over a flame.
"I added seven pounds of cheese, deep fried it in lard, and sprinkled powered sugar on top. Normally my family hates chicken breasts, but it looks like SOMEONE'S found a low-fat recipe to please everyone!"
One might say... unchewable?
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