HelmutNewton

HelmutNewton

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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Nazi Dad Just Wants Hi... · 4 replies · +11 points

Just for this one guy....can't we bring back sterilization?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Shep Smith Steps On Hi... · 2 replies · +15 points

Drinking game: Every time an actual "fact" accidentally makes it's way onto News Deck.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Church Harsh... · 0 replies · +4 points

"State of fornication"? Is that the same state that all those preachers who keep getting their hands stuck in the honeypot hail from?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Matt Barber Vo... · 0 replies · +2 points

It sounds like this guy really wants to be fed to the lions...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - You Fools! You Will No... · 0 replies · +11 points

Everyone looks terrible in their school pictures. She's still way more fappable than any female Republican...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Even the Ads Are Racis... · 0 replies · +3 points

So Michael Hastings dies in a car crash and WorldNutDaily has an actual physical magazine now?!? I need a drink...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - With Nothing Else to W... · 0 replies · +4 points

Well, we've got to cut the money somewhere! I mean, have you seen the NSA's catering budget lately?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

"This website is only for commies to talk to commies."

Oh, noes! He's discovered our secret, comrades! Time to march!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suVB3YGIUk0

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Weep Weep Wonket For Y... · 0 replies · +7 points

That video is comedy gold...

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Bryan Fischer Still Ob... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yeah, Fischer sure talks an awful lot about "going soft". It all makes perfect sense now...