GoatseFanfic

GoatseFanfic

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +1 points

They were certainly a core vote in this election, though, in which the same people who were defecting from the Democrats in the 60s p much burned the Republican party down over the lack of non-neoliberal options

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +4 points

I think assuming that the average voter is both repugnantly stupid and informed solely by the propaganda of your preferred party is neither a good tack to take morally nor strategically.

In a year when the civil rights of potentially millions of Americans are on the line, and where Democrats are relying on the perception they stand against that to win a number of key elections, they have decided to throw their weight behind the creation of a secret government blacklist of second-class citizens whose rights can be stripped at will comprised of mostly those same people; with an enthusiasm they never had for proper healthcare reform, or against the Iraq war, or for that matter for non-horrifying gun control policy. I think people will remember that; I know it's certainly clarified where things stand for me. I fail to see what Machiavellian strategy could be served by an unforced error abandoning any moral high ground from which to object when the Republicans try something similar on their wedge issues in the year of Trump, except in that people are scrambling for some way to tell themselves they are secretly cheering for a circuitous political strategy they don't fully grasp themselves and not simply direct and unsecret evil.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

Don't wait for a maybe; go out and try to get something better now. With any luck, in six months they really will come calling but you'll have landed in a so much better place that you won't be interested anymore.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

Jurors get paid, but they also don't get the option to forgo the paycheck and the jury duty, and their decision comes after the fact with their compensation already established (and they still strongly side with the folks signing their paycheck). Witness' testimony isn't guaranteed the same way; they have agency to just not testify and the option for their testimony to be cut from the case if the lawyers don't like what they're hearing. The jury in this increasingly threadbare analogy would be the readers, looking at the testimony of the subjects having already committed to reading the story and forming their opinions from there. Newspapers would fucken love to bribe their audience to read them but it doesn't work that way.

Mainstream journalistic ethics are by no means flawless, and the whole pretense to objectivity IMO does more harm than good, but I appreciate that at least some field reporters really make the effort to keep a hard line between events and people as they appear on their own and the Narrative some guy at the Times wants to tell everyone. Giving someone false hope that your presence there might cause somebody to give a shit strikes me as the least harm a reporter can possibly do and still, y'know, show up.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +6 points

it's absolutely convenient and feigned concern on their part, and by the same token the notion that Democrats only support unaccountable beltway star chambers stripping people of their full citizenship in secret because doing so will totally rustle Republicans' jimmies is laughable. Trying to make this all about the party that isn't trying to expand the no-fly list to apply to Constitutional rights really shows where your priorities lie IMO

If you're willing to support secret courts and random suspension of peoples' rights with no recourse because you imagine it'd fuck with your political enemies a little, you're just plain willing to support secret courts and random suspension of peoples' rights with no recourse. That's not 'them', it's you.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

Warrantless surveillance has been a bipartisan winner that both parties heavily support in practice, and love trying to pin on the other party afterwards when the voters realize wait that's awful. There's a reason everyone inside the Beltway was so aghast at the Snowden leaks, they weren't afraid it'd embarassingly reveal to the voters how great and in tune with the American peoples' interests their policies secretly are.

The no-fly proposal and sit-in, if anything, create for the first time in 15 years a genuine rift on security-state issues between the parties for the Republicans to position themselves as the civil libertarian populists battling against a totalitarian Democratic cabal out to eliminate the Bill of Rights, starting with the most vulnerable minorities and working from there. They won't be wrong.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +7 points

you probably don't want to say either three times, just to be on the safe side.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +9 points

The ACA was their replacement for healthcare reform until those big poopyhead Democrats came and stole it. I waver between the charitable interpretation that they're lovin' it and deliberately throwing match after match in order to (successfully!) shift all attempts at real healthcare reform towards getting the blue team to ferociously defend red team's bill for them, and the more probable interpretation that they really don't have any plan and just instinctively make tantrum noises about anything a Democrat does and entrenching the Heritage Foundation as the far left of the Overton window on healthcare is a lucky coincidence they haven't even noticed.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +6 points

Yes, it's unethical for the same reason that a defendant paying witnesses for the 'emotional labor' of testifying in their favor in court would be, and casts a pall over the entire resulting work.

Whatever reasons people believe they have to tell their stories are meant to be their own, and the journalist is (ideally, hypothetically, never in practice) simply the invisible eyeball there to record it without tainting the scene. There's other schools that acknowledge that tainting the scene is inevitable and journalists are active participants in their own stories (which is the sort of thing Hunter S. Thompson was originally notable for, before fratboys latched onto all the drugs), and other roundabout ways of buying stories from people that're more accepted, but if you're gonna go down the road to just buying the quotes you want you might as well stay home and make the whole story up Stephen Glass style.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +46 points

I've encountered in person the phenomenon of rich people who whine to significantly less rich people about not being rich enough and expect actual sympathy, and I still don't understand it, but I feel like a guillotine in the public square might cure it