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I was pleasantly surprised.
I miss the good ol' days, Halolz. When men were men, and teabagging was done with pride and purpose, not necessity and custom. When we lose our own lewd display of dominance and authority to the holograms, we lose our own humanity.
+We're always available for quick and easy withdrawals! Just look for any of our 20,000 green-lit withdrawal boxes, in the form of chests, safes, toilets, mailboxes, and garbage dumpsters! Our safe and secure system is safe from any and all NPCs who would've never thought to open unlocked safes.
+Have friends or mutual enemies? No problem! Our patented instant transfer system benefits all party members! Even lazy and incompetent teammates are rewarded for their idleness!
+Fast, easy way to gain money! (and lose that gain immediately when you die!)
+Economy shnonomy! Just leave an area and come back, and more piles of unmarked bills will be waiting for you. It's just like having infinite money! Only without the inflation! Hooray for consequence-free capitalism!
Still, sympathy +1s.