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8 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 0 replies · +10 points

Ughhh, that's what it seems to be doing! At least I'm nervous enough that it makes me do my work in an attempt to trick Blind Io or Anoia or whomever to think I don't actually care that much, just send the news already!

8 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 4 replies · +16 points

When a person says "you'll hear about (News) by the end of the month," do they mean "radio silence until the 30th" or "oh, it's the 28th, let's tell everybody, close enough?"

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +21 points

It's one thing to not wash the dishes when they pile up! It's another thing to boast about drinking from the goddamn cat's dishes in order to avoid washing the human dishes. (also ew to the menchildren on that forum.)

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

Oh, so that "Cold Water" joke actually happens in real life? Oh ye immortal gods.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +62 points

LIKE THE TAP AT LEAST DOESN'T HAVE CAT SPIT IN IT, AND YOU GET TO STRETCH YOUR NECK MUSCLES BEFORE YOGA, WIN-WIN!

ugh. how is that even a "cutesy" thing to do? "oh, i live in squalor, tra la la, tra la la?"

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +13 points

I'm so sorry. That's unbelievable.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +14 points

What did the other guests say? Did you actually put the plates on the floor?

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +25 points

oh my god. that's beyond disgusting.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 18 replies · +123 points

Jesus Christ, "I'd rather not eat out of the dog's bowl." WHO IN THE WORLD USES A DOG BOWL AS A SERVING BOWL? IT IS KEPT ON THE FLOOR WHERE THE DOG LIVES! THE DOG LICKS ITSELF AND THEN DRINKS OR EATS FROM IT!

how have they not all died of the plague in that house?

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +3 points

HURRAY WATCH EVERYTHING GO TO SHIT NOW. (And now I have to go to church and light a billion candles that this sort of decision doesn't happen in the US in November.)

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