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8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Director/Manager of Op... · 0 replies · +3 points

I get it...Life is hard. MGM can't get gamblers to gamble in Macau, AAPL can't get you to upgrade because comparing Iphone5 to Iphone6s is like comparing apples to apples, Deere (DE) can't get farmers to buy equipment because who knows if farming is even a viable occupation at these crop prices, WMT can't get shoppers to shop at their store instead of Amazon, and Investment Managers can't figure out how to allocate capital amongst assets with negative yields and intrinsic lack of value. It is almost like how Oscars Academy can't figure out what is Distinctive Assets putting in those $200,000 gift baskets. Who do Investment Advisors sue when they find equivalent of Expensive Vibrators in the portfolio? So I don't blame the Bank of Hungary to invest in guns and ammunition. For if you ask Nassim Taleb, a Black Swan event is definitely not the risk that the Waffle House waitress did not wash her hands after visiting the store bathroom! Who knows what is there in what we all have have been drinking?

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Big Data - Java, Scala... · 1 reply · +1 points

I am still wondering if the 600-pound pig that crashed into New Hampshire primary was looking for Chris Christie for his veto of pig-crate ban?!

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Corporate Vice Preside... · 0 replies · +1 points

Janet Yellen said Wolfgang Schaeuble is just joking around “It was just a stupid prank,” she said. “He does stuff like this because he thinks it’s funny.” There are absolutely no bond alligators in Deutsche Bank!

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Head of Marketing, Fit... · 0 replies · +4 points

Yep, she said she loved me every minute of her pre-paid time and then she left with a smile...saying "till next time". You might think $225K per session is a lot but when our clients come with a wide array of challenges, ideas and experiences in a global economy that is growing in fits and starts we have to resort to our culture of adaptability and corporate engagement. -Lloyd Blankfein
http://www.goldmansachs.com/investor-relations/fi...

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Payment, Clearing and ... · 0 replies · +8 points

I would love to mate a $400 retail hooker and have a relatively sleazy wife.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Personal Banker 1 Full... · 0 replies · +6 points

I got a better bonus when I worked for a sperm bank.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 1.28.16 · 0 replies · +2 points

Recession: When Bulls lose their Semen and Bears go around impregnating the live stocks.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Compliance Risk – Co... · 0 replies · +36 points

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9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 2.6.15 · 0 replies · +11 points

Update to list of things that sound similar but aren't:
1) a date from plentyoffish.com and a dolphin
2) Puerto Rican bonds and Puerto Rican Blondes
3) dealbreaker and broken dealer
And two things that sound different but aren't:
Swiss National Bank and Swiss cheese

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 2.2.15 · 0 replies · +5 points

Driving on a tolled bridge everyday without a pass is like screwing someone everyday and hoping it would cost you less than getting married!
- Gordon Gecko

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