FarrisGoldstein

FarrisGoldstein

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239 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Setting The Mood · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm trying to decide whether she'd be extremely offended or extremely flattered by that.

239 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Setting The Mood · 2 replies · +1 points

Clay Cooley is the Messiah.

I fought The Tall Sexy One on paying for Spotify, but it has saved our asses a few times when asked to DJ some event that should totally have had an actual DJ in the first place and not some schmuck with Spotify. You really don't want Clay Cooley impeding your wedding guests' expression of their inability to lie about their opinion on big butts.

268 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Where Wings Take Dream · 0 replies · +1 points

I slept in a Wal-Mart parking lot while on tour in Riverside, CA.

And by "slept" I mean stood outside chugging Red Bull & Pepto all night because 10 snoring dudes in a van and homeless people and surprise-sexers.

283 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - A Load Of Bullshirt · 0 replies · +2 points

(You might have been with me when I saw this, or you might have seen it and told me about it. Or vice versa, whatever.)

3-year-old wearing the old "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look" shirt.

308 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - In The Not Too Distant... · 1 reply · +2 points

Those trees are loud.

326 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Sharks Can't Sleep · 1 reply · +7 points

Why is the bass not singing "Take Me To The River?"

328 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Story Of Us · 1 reply · +1 points

I would say GNFOS, but mostly because fake Eli already stole my real answer.

329 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - La Máquina Infernal · 1 reply · +2 points

Eureka! First computer I "built" in college, in a case we made from a vacuum cleaner box.

343 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Boy Who Cried Happ... · 2 replies · +4 points

I made a fried langostino po' boy with avocado, tahini, baba ghanoush and parmesan last night. Does that count?

Rarely a day goes by that I don't cook or eat something "wrong." I've been doing the cayenne chocolate thing since long before that movie where Edward Scissorhands fights Doc Ock over whether or not the Chocolate Witches were wrong to put a chocolate spell on M and Trinity.

349 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Hard Touching Meat Pup... · 2 replies · +4 points

I do it for a living. When you made that "I don't ask you to network shit when you're not working" joke at the party after I said you should draw dicks on people with a Sharpie, I had the urge to say "That's not what I do!"

Instead, I said nothing. Because most days I have no fucking idea what it is I do. But supposedly, I'm pretty OK at it.

Whatever it is.