Heh heh, Flabbergasted, what a word..."flabbergast" would be a cool slang word for cunilingus:
"yeah, I went out with my new girlfriend last night...I had her completely flabbergasted before the night was through"
Can you really buy a whole hooker? Cuz, the best I can ever do is rent them for a short while...really, really short.
Finally...Radio Shack (er, "The Shack") is going to have cute girls! If they are cute enuf, I won't even mind the stupid "what's your zip code and phone number" inquisition!