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9 years ago @ Wonkville - Post · 0 replies · +4 points

Ahoy, C_R_Eature! How ya been, you salty ol' so-and-so?

Feel the brachial heart-warming love of your U.S.S. Disqus brothers in arms and arms and arms and arms and arms and arms and arms and arms.

(And congrats on the bambinos, by the way – those little buggers are totes adorbs!)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 1 reply · +8 points

In defense of our Erotic Freedoms, I volunteer to sensually rub Coppertone on Lady Libertitty's huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Is Playi... · 1 reply · +8 points

Fare, I'd like to express my illegal and improper love for this very well written article by printing it out and sodomizing it gay married-style all over Sam Brownback's granite countertops.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +1 points

Nicely done!

I've been waiting for the perfect Clinton/ISIS post to whip a version of that one out, and of course it finally showed up three hours before I even woke up. Fucking time zones...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 1 reply · +25 points

It's usually considered smart to punt on Piltdown, man.

/Deadspin

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +10 points

Bottoms up, dickhead!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +8 points

Two Girls, One Cuss

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 4 replies · +31 points

In his defense, it's not uncommon for inappropriate words to occasionally slip out when one's goddamn ass is drunk as fucking shit.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Climate Scientists Do ... · 2 replies · +15 points

I tried that trick once in second grade and ended up with a third degree burn on my asshole.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Whoopsie! Nebraska Gun... · 0 replies · +7 points

Does this mean that the gheys will now need a concealed carry permit to keep their dicks in their pants?

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