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353 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Harsh Light Of Day · 0 replies · +4 points

I didn't hate it while I was watching it but...

by the time the movie was over there was so much unresolved bullshit that I couldn't help but feel short changed. And because 75% of that bullshit was completely unnecessary in the first place, the fact that they let it drop only served to worsen the experience.

The characters were insanely inconsistent. Like, from one scene to the next, characters have completely changed personalities. When they weren't being inconsistent, they were just flat. With the exception of Noomi Rapace and Fassbender, all of the actors were wasted talent. Guy Pearce plays a 100 year old man in 100 year old man make-up. I'm not really sure why they needed Guy Pearce for that role, or any actor that had to be put in prosthetic make-up. Like, any older actor would've served and been far less distracting.

There are a lot of ridiculous plot holes, but the real problem is that the story doesn't offer anything (other than very pretty visuals. It does look great). All the ideas are half-baked, and most of the answers the movie hints at don't hold up after even a second of thoughtful analysis. It's just a Turkey.

388 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - HijiNKS ENSUE At NYCC!!! · 0 replies · +2 points

Hey - if for some reason you're not manning your table from 11:00 - 12:00 on Saturday, check out the Nerdologues on the Hasbro stage. I won't be there, but that's my sketch team from Chicago. We're pretty excited to be performing there and I'm trying to get the word out to as many Comic-con attendees as possible. Also we have a joke about using a Portal Gun to suck your own dick. Just saying.

414 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - OMZ! · 0 replies · +2 points

Zeal before Zod is my frontrunner for favorite thus far. Well done sir.

426 weeks ago @ the HijiNKS Ensue Vault - Podcast Episode #75 Uncut · 0 replies · +1 points

I must have deleted it then : ( Anyway you could resend to talavera.alex@gmail.com ? By the way - I'm super happy the podcast is back. Thanks Joel!

428 weeks ago @ the HijiNKS Ensue Vault - Podcast Episode #75 Uncut · 1 reply · 0 points

Is there a new password for January already? The one from December is no worko.

477 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Stop Me If You've Hear... · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh man, I know this scenario so very very well

480 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - ...Once Opened, May Ne... · 1 reply · +1 points

Was just going to post this. Just Christine: on the ball as usual : )

494 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - If An F-Bomb Drops In ... · 0 replies · +1 points

The comic's title says it all. Even if the understated nature of the comic is attributed to you being near-incapacitated, it completely fits the "Who gives a shit?" nature of anything that happens on SNL.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery man. We are all behind you.

509 weeks ago @ The HijiNKS Ensue Podcast - Post Questions, Topics... · 0 replies · +1 points

Big movies always have straight-to-video, Bizzaro versions of them. (Transmorphers for example).

Think of a movie you CHERISH - what's the awful Bizzaro version of it like? Is Wesley Snipes in it?

509 weeks ago @ The HijiNKS Ensue Podcast - Post Questions, Topics... · 0 replies · +1 points

Guy: Cary Grant - I like the Hitchcock movies with him better than Jimmy Stewart's (then again, Joel can probably do a funnier Jimmy Stewart than a Cary Grant).

Lady: Sexy Swede Ingrid Bergman

Movie: Flying right in the Face of what I wrote above: Vertigo with Jimmy "Mushmouth" Stewart.