ElinorCadwaller

ElinorCadwaller

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +96 points

Overheard by a friend recently:

Woman 1: I can see your nipples in that top
Woman 2: Oh, fuck off.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 5 replies · +21 points

Every comment on every article about boobs ever:

'Are you sure you're wearing the right size?'

9 years ago @ The Toast - Aunt Acid: When Friend... · 0 replies · +16 points

Love this comment Emily.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Aunt Acid: When Friend... · 1 reply · +35 points

God stop talking to yourself

I should ALSO add that the relationship is not totally smooth for me because of these constraints, and i understand our differences might mean the end of our friendship at some point-if she did a Holocaust denial or something-but I don't want that yet.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Aunt Acid: When Friend... · 2 replies · +26 points

I should add, I have nothing but a very slight aside on the global elites bit, but i swerved hard when that came up because I do not want to fucking know. I was massaging her pregnant feet at the time with her toddler 'brushing' my hair, and we can avoid that shit because intimacy is wayyyy more politically important to both of us,

9 years ago @ The Toast - Aunt Acid: When Friend... · 7 replies · +67 points

For real. One of my best friends is an off-grid antivaxxer who thinks the twin towers were an inside job and entertains other conspiracy theories, including, I suspect, some about 'global elites' (Jews). She's also the only person in a very wide social circle who had anything to say to my ex when he hit me, and her strength of character always inspires me-I often think 'what would she say/do here' when I'm in a tight spot. We just.don't.talk.about the other stuff, by tacit agreement, and that is a mark of our mutual respect.

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Comprehensive List o... · 2 replies · +96 points

Would still do him in a wintery spa-cave.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women In Western Art H... · 0 replies · +25 points

what

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track Listing Fr... · 0 replies · +31 points

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +22 points

Blahaaaah I read that as '2 days after my skin was delivered' why.