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12 years ago @ The Toast - Your Favorite Inspirat... · 0 replies · +4 points

Mr. Planitz taught a bunch of math and science classes at my school (it was a small school) (yes that really was his name) and would happily tell us that, in his experience, girls were just plain smarter than boys. This may or may not have contributed to the predominance of female winners of the Nerd Award, a joke award turned semi-serious for any student who, by the end of their senior year, had taken at least nine credits combined of math and science classes in their high school career.

12 years ago @ The Toast - You're Not Watching En... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm honestly not sure how I've managed to go this long without picking one or more Blade movies to rewatch at random.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Scientists Have Learne... · 0 replies · +1 points

I guess this is the place to leave Jurassic Heart: http://hima.gptouch.com/games/jurassic_heart/

12 years ago @ The Toast - The Amazonian Fire Ant... · 0 replies · +13 points

Douse them in thrice-blessed honey. Let the honey congeal and crystallize around them. While the ants are trapped, bind them in a box carved from a single chunk of obsidian and bury them at a crossroads under a new moon. They are the Devil's problem now.

Alternatively, candied fire ant rafts make a great holiday snack!

12 years ago @ The Toast - Characters In My F... · 0 replies · +31 points

Because My Fair Lady is basically an alternate-ending fanfic of the play Pygmalion, and Pygmalion ended with Eliza having the good sense to ditch Higgins.

Or so the internet tells me.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Name That Book: The Re... · 0 replies · +1 points

Considering how wild that book was, I can't blame you for thinking you imagined it.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Name That Book: The Re... · 2 replies · +2 points

Maybe The Dark Side of Nowhere by Neal Shusterman?

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