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10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +17 points

I'M SO FUCKING TALL

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Vin Diesel Were You... · 0 replies · +5 points

Boyfriend heads should be shaved on Friday mornings so they're newly shaved for the weekend. COME ON NOW. Do you want your boyfriend to look sexier for you over the weekend? Or for his coworkers on Monday?

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +9 points

"You go to a lot of parties, but no one ever eats anything; they just stand around making a lot of toasts and occasionally engaging in fisticuffs."

but that's what parties are LIKE

10 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for the W... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm reading Uncle Tom's Cabin because I figured I should do that someday. I hate the shit out of it. I recommend Ann Petry's The Street from 1946, which is like A Tree Grows in Brooklyn but less sappy, or Native Son with ladies and without the boring socialist stuff.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Code Words For "Gay" I... · 0 replies · +4 points

GRAPES OF WRATH SPOILERS TOO

GOD

10 years ago @ The Toast - Code Words For "Gay" I... · 0 replies · +20 points

God, I'm so glad you finally figured it out. We've all known for years.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 0 replies · +4 points

Franzen, but not read. No one actually reads Franzen.

(Caveat: I did. It was okay.)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 0 replies · +7 points

And it should be listed as "Some bullshit by Bukowski".

10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 0 replies · +2 points

Because you were 16? ADOLESCENCE HAPPENS, IT'S OKAY

10 years ago @ The Toast - Books That Literally A... · 0 replies · +1 points

Thank you, I plan to re-read Sun Also Rises this year and this interpretation will probably make it way more fun.

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